Luck:

Dodging a bullet by the involuntary act of sneezing.

Read:

Acquire meaning from symbols.

Book:

To the ignorant; rectangular pieces of hinged text. To the wise; a living organism.

Nationalism:

Emotional attachment to a patch of land.

Over Ambition:

Excess baggage.

Routine:

Work done in repetitive monotony whose output is variable, depending on which of 2 groups you belong to:
1. Profit, if you are an employer.
2. Stress, if you are an employee.

The Past:

Everything to the left of the full stop.

Kitchen Cabinet:

In government, select individuals that actually get to eat well.

Loyalty:

Result of applied terror.

Music:

Pleasant noise.

Wisdom:

The opposite of "Kingdom".

Inevitable:

The arrival of an event resulting from the momentum of another.

Narrow-mindedness:

Short and slender corridor occupied by owner, that refuses to come out. Not for sale.

Mafia:

Well organized corporation with impeccable hierarchical structure that changes drastically due to frequent sudden deaths.

Thinking Cap:

Required apparel for dunces.

Birthday:

Image: Bobby Kelton

Inconsequential celebration of the past while ignoring the deficit in what's left of your future.

Meaning:

That which this isn't.

Tourism:

Travelling disease.

Lunatic:

A madman in automatic.

Over ambitious:

Excess baggage.

Good times:

Shortest time space ever.

Hard times:

Intervals of reality-check.

Random:

Running in no particular direction.

Desire:

The war between ur heart and mind.

Foolhardy:

An idiot’s idea of a strategy.

Age:

Involuntary retirement of tissue and faculty.

Now:

Slippery item between past and future.

Procrastinate:

Time wasted explaining what you put off.

Politicking:

Idiots playing with explosives.

Banana Republic:

A country led by fruitcakes.

Opinion:

It’s correct if it’s yours.