The Concept | What Was | What Is | |
1 | Vision | Something the leader believed in and shared with the people. | Something the leader saw after a drunken orgy. |
2 | Escort | A friend you needed by your side. | (i) A Mistress (ii) 30 assorted military personnel armed to the teeth. |
3 | Manifesto | A political document outlining programmes the leader will try to implement. | A photocopy of some document the leader will give out contracts to have printed and distributed to you. |
4 | A Promise | The leader resigns if he could not keep it. | You got fired if you reminded the leader about keeping it. |
5 | The People | The leader knows he works for them. | The leader’s thugs know to work them over. |
6 | Humility | The leader always gives credit to others, never to himself. | What? |
7 | Civil Servants | The guys he loves to work with. | Remove “Civil”. |
8 | Education | Blessed with it & appreciated. | The piece of paper he faked. |
9 | Corruption | Is it the same as corrosion? | Making a decent living. |
10 | Election | The leader respected the process. | What? |
Monday, December 20, 2010
Leaders: What Was & What Is
If you stack up today's leaders against those they inherited from in the last 50 years or so, this is what you get:
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Intelligent Communication
The true indicator of intelligence and brilliance is the mental capacity to simplify the complicated, whereas any idiot can complicate simple things.
- Credit for this one goes to Salihu Mahmud.
- Credit for this one goes to Salihu Mahmud.
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