Since the NSA can read all our
emails, I think it’s time we free ourselves from some security concerns. Though Edward Snowden has done a good job of
pulling their pants down, we ought to take note of a few things:
1. Please post
all your passwords online; this will ensure you can claim you’re no longer the
only one that can type emails on your behalf.
2. Make it
perfectly clear to your wife that you did not mean all of those things you said
about your mother-in-law, before you are outed by the “defenders of the
Homeland”.
3. Now that
conspiracy theorists are out of a job, and most of what they were ranting about
is true, we better let them out of the asylums we have locked them up in over
the years.
4. Then again,
they can up the ante by claiming the US government is actually working for an
advanced alien race that is scheming to take over the world by monitoring our
communications. Hmmm…
5. NOW we know
what they mean when they say ‘Freedom of Information’.
