Saturday, March 12, 2011

My Top Ten Reasons for Refusing to Debate – President Goodluck Jonathan

BusinessDay Cartoon

1. Even though everybody knows I cannot articulate properly to debate, I will show everyone I can at least do the PDP Campaign Dance.

2. I am too busy making sure the truth about how I got my Phd is not discovered, like that nincompoop German Foreign Minister.

3. Studio lights spoil my complexion.

4. It is getting harder to blame General Buhari for every bomb that goes off in the country, I am busy with my team coming up with better excuses.

5. Spending N100 million campaign funds per day na serious work.

6. Sorry about the taiping; loozin ma inglish az ah go. And leave my Grammar out of this; she’s an old lady!

7. Did I say 10 reasons? Please let me recount...

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