Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Mafia Family Code



  1. The code is a system of government that provides protection from itself, through rigorous taxation and violent reprisal.
  2. Reprisal as a punitive and necessary measure should also be considered as a Family Passtime.
  3. The benefit of such taxation is used for projects for the Family.
  4. You belong to the family through birth and possibly, large donations.  The latter can expire depending on what "large" means at a particular time.
  5. Family members are never wrong, unless they go against the Family Code.  Hence the accused may be subjected to no.2.
  6. The Family Code is unwritten and is not part of this definition.  You would know if you were a member.
  7. Sorry! I am referencing the wrong document; this is the ruling party's Manifesto!

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