Sepp Blatter predicts interplanetary World Cup:
SCI-FI FIFA Membership Creed
1. Thou shalt not be caught stealing from the poor, unworthy slobs – oops – fans. Please note, “not be caught” being the key point.
2. Thou shalt promote club mania on the idiots & ignoramuses – I mean, fans.
3. Certainly, fans will ignore your scheming and dealings when you focus there stampede-oriented brains to cheap science fiction.
4. Sponsorship from hair products is drying up. Thou shall be as innovative as Grand Poobah Blatter.
5. It is a sin to utter the word “Favela”. Forty laps around a standard football pitch is expiation.
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