Friday, December 5, 2014

MarriageSoft 1.0 Installation Guide


We congratulate you on your acquisition of the MarriageSoft 1.0.96 Application Suite M Pro!

To start the installation, please click on the little green button marked "I accept the agreement".  If you don't, installation will not proceed. 
Toon: Randy Glasbergen
You may choose to read the entire 20-page document before proceeding, but why bother - nobody does anyway, that is why we have produced this short installation guide.

CAUTION!  This application consists of several modules forming the complete package.  Very FEW are optional.  We recommend choosing the full installation.

MarriageSoft 1.0.96 Application Suite M Pro will only run on the M Operating System.  For other operating systems please read to the end of this guide.
NB: The Wife module is NOT OPTIONAL.

1.     Wife Module:

1.1.  This will install the Wife module on your system.
1.2.  It is recommended that you close all other applications before continuing.
1.3.  More than one Wife module may be installed either simultaneously or sequentially with careful configuration.
1.4.  NB: Lack of following very exacting standards will result in failure of all modules of the MarriageSoft 1.0 Application Software.
1.5.  CAUTION!  The Wife module takes complete control of all applications on your system, including input and output. No it is not malware, even though it acts like one. Do not make the mistake of relying on your antivirus programme to solve the problems caused by this module.
1.6.  OPTIONS:  You will get the best out of the Wife module by agreeing with ALL default options.
1.7.  Customization should be carried out by a certified technician. Thus far, no such qualified technician is available.
1.8.  The Perpetual-Talk Component IS NOT an option. it will be automatically installed with the Wife module.
1.9.  Choose Wife Module Options carefully. The Wife Module is the most crucial component of MarriageSoft 1.0.96 Application Suite M Pro.

 2.     Pregnancy Module:

2.1.  Installation of this module is usually very smooth. You may be requested to repeat the procedure several times.
2.2.  CAUTION!  A series of erratic behaviour is expected by the Wife module in the period preceding installation of the Pregnancy module. Do not be alarmed, it will pass after a while. Expected system issues arising in this period:
·   Unexpected overheating of the system due to CPU tasking by the Wife module.
·   System crashes.
·   System becomes unusably slow, creates maximum frustration.
2.3.  The remedy to this situation is not uninstallation. Please patiently wait the stipulated period as indicated on the serial number of your Application Suite.  Each serial number is unique and will not apply to different suites, even if they are the same model and version.
2.4.   We have not yet found a solution for unwanted installation of this module.  You may take precautions against it, but we offer no guaranties.  Yes, you have to live with it.

3. Child Module:

3.1.  This module cannot be installed without first installing the Pregnancy Module.  The Child module can come into versions; M or F.  You have no control over which version is installed onto your system.  Yes, you have to live with it.
3.2.  WARNING: Do not immerse in water for prolonged periods of time; the installed water resistant coating is functional only for a few seconds. 
3.3.  NB: While enjoyable, the child module is not a toy and requires significant amount of your time for maintenance.
3.4.  After sometime you will find this module occupies more space than was initially allocated by you and interrupts regular system activity with increasing frequency. Do not worry, it will suddenly cease all activity and disappear in about 18 to 20 CPU cycles.
3.5.  Behaviour of the Child module – is for the most part – reliant on your choice of options while selecting the Wife Module at the time of purchase of the application suite.
3.6.  The Child module can usually be reinstalled by reinstalling the Pregnancy module, but we offer no guaranties.
Thank you for your purchase!
We also produce the F Pro version of the software that will only run on the F Operating system.

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