We
congratulate you on your acquisition of the MarriageSoft 1.0.96
Application Suite M Pro!
To start
the installation, please click on the little green button marked "I accept
the agreement". If you
don't, installation will not proceed.
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| Toon: Randy Glasbergen |
You may
choose to read the entire 20-page document before proceeding, but why bother -
nobody does anyway, that is why we have produced this short installation guide.
CAUTION! This application consists of several modules
forming the complete package. Very FEW
are optional. We recommend choosing the full
installation.
MarriageSoft
1.0.96 Application Suite M Pro will only run on the M Operating
System. For other operating systems
please read to the end of this guide.
NB: The Wife module is NOT OPTIONAL.
1. Wife Module:
1.1. This
will install the Wife module on your system.
1.2. It
is recommended that you close all other applications before continuing.
1.3. More
than one Wife module may be installed either simultaneously or sequentially
with careful configuration.
1.4. NB:
Lack of following very exacting standards will result in failure of all modules
of the MarriageSoft 1.0 Application Software.
1.5. CAUTION! The Wife module takes complete control of all
applications on your system, including input and output. No it is not malware,
even though it acts like one. Do not make the mistake of relying on your
antivirus programme to solve the problems caused by this module.
1.6. OPTIONS: You will get the best out of the Wife module
by agreeing with ALL default options.
1.7. Customization
should be carried out by a certified technician. Thus far, no such qualified
technician is available.
1.8. The Perpetual-Talk Component IS NOT an option. it will be automatically installed with the Wife module.
1.9. Choose
Wife Module Options carefully. The Wife Module is the most crucial component of
MarriageSoft 1.0.96 Application Suite M Pro.
2. Pregnancy Module:
2.1. Installation
of this module is usually very smooth. You may be requested to repeat the
procedure several times.
2.2. CAUTION! A series of erratic behaviour is expected by
the Wife module in the period preceding installation of the Pregnancy module.
Do not be alarmed, it will pass after a while. Expected system issues arising
in this period:
· Unexpected
overheating of the system due to CPU tasking by the Wife module.
· System
crashes.
· System
becomes unusably slow, creates maximum frustration.
2.3. The
remedy to this situation is not uninstallation. Please patiently wait the
stipulated period as indicated on the serial number of your Application Suite. Each serial number is unique and will not
apply to different suites, even if they are the same model and version.
2.4. We
have not yet found a solution for unwanted installation of this module. You may take precautions against it, but we
offer no guaranties. Yes, you have to
live with it.
3. Child Module:
3.1. This
module cannot be installed without first installing the Pregnancy Module. The Child module can come into versions; M or
F. You have no control over which
version is installed onto your system.
Yes, you have to live with it.
3.2. WARNING: Do not immerse
in water for prolonged periods of time; the installed water resistant coating
is functional only for a few seconds.
3.3. NB: While
enjoyable, the child module is not a toy and requires significant amount of
your time for maintenance.
3.4. After
sometime you will find this module occupies more space than was initially
allocated by you and interrupts regular system activity with increasing
frequency. Do not worry, it will suddenly cease all activity and disappear in
about 18 to 20 CPU cycles.
3.5. Behaviour
of the Child module – is for the most part – reliant on your choice of options while
selecting the Wife Module at the time of purchase of the application suite.
3.6. The
Child module can usually be reinstalled by reinstalling the Pregnancy module,
but we offer no guaranties.
Thank you for your purchase!
We also
produce the F Pro version of the software that will only run on the F Operating
system.
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